Now it turns out that both of us, you and me, started ejaculating just like pretty much every other young man does.
The rare crossbreed, known as a zonkey, is the offspring of a male zebra and female donkey.
Does he want her to hang out with the two of us all the time? Might as well do a self-breast exam while at it.
But it's fine when that text was to your significant other just asking if they could wash the dishes.